Every once in a while screenwriters will create a story that puts the cart before the horse. Such is the case with the most recent holiday offering “Four Christmases.”
As blatant as the red on Rudolph’s nose, you can almost see screenwriters Matt Allen and Caleb Wilson downing a couple of egg nogs while thinking up funny scenarios in which to place their characters, yet none of the situations ever reach the level of comic bliss.
Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon star as the most unlikely of happy couples. If you believe the story, the two are blissfully in love, although it’s vaguely established why the two are a match made in eharmony heaven.
The upscale San Francisco couple is getting ready to spend Christmas somewhere far from their dysfunctional families, all four of them due to that modern tradition known as divorce.
It’s a journey the pair has shared in their three years of dating. This year it’s Fiji where Brad and Kate will sip umbrella-decorated drinks while leading all four families to believe they are in Burma doing charity work.
The pair packs their tourist garb, complete with Hawaiian shirt and overly large sunglasses and head to the airport. But as movie fate would have it, their flight is grounded and all flights canceled. Of course, no sooner are the flights canceled that a local news crew shows up to interview the hapless pair.
At least one of the parents is tuned in to the newscast, but all four in short order are on the phone insisting they visit for the holidays.
The situations at the family homes allow for plenty of pratfalls, embarrassing moments, and even a scene where a home pregnancy test stick becomes a game of hot potato for a group of five year olds.
This Christmas story, at 88 minutes, stretches the limits of how far a family can go before they aren’t just dysfunctional but certifiably crazy. Brad’s father, Howard, superbly played by Robert Duvall, heads up a house where siblings work together to perfect the art of cage fighting while one of the brothers’ pregnant wife creates a casserole out of Doritos. She’s barefoot and pregnant offering Kate a frightening look at motherhood and explaining in detail what happens to breasts that have been subjected to childfeeding for too long. Add that to the category of TMI (too much information) as is a detailed conversation about grandma and grandpa’s sex life at Kate’s mom’s house. There’s also frequent projectile baby vomiting with Vaughn in a perpetual state of red-faced nausea. And a product placement for the game Taboo only leaves moviegoers clueless at its inclusion, yet when the story tries to veer away from its over-the-top silliness and works at incorporating a message about family, love, and all the joys of holiday gatherings, you’ll hope for another bout of baby spit up.
Brad and Kate expect the worst from visiting their families and that’s what they get. If moviegoers keep their expectations on about the same par, “Four Christmases” won’t be any more disappointing than the yearly fruit cake from Aunt Mildred.
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